real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
fave character type: blonde jerks who actually care a lot for people
mine says a female, 18-24, interested in fashion and beauty, so most of my ads are from retailers who specialize in makeup and dresses - so it’s entirely accurate
okay the tags on this post are absolutely golden
I feel like I’ve won the game.
do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of
you can stay
'four years of this shit. four years of trying to create a compelling character out of nothing and all i'm asked is about the character's love life or who has the best abs for thezillionth time. i should have jumped ship with crystal.'
matilda eats a strawberry 6.30.13
look at her lil tongue!!!
Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw
I HAVE A PROJECTOR. OH MY GOD THIS IS HAPPENING IN MY PLACE