I Reject Your Reality
and Substitute My Own

© everlark

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes


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fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school


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artkirkland:

fave character type: blonde jerks who actually care a lot for people 


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loki-of-sassgaard:

rupindre:

chickenyaoi:

Hey if you click this you can see what Google knows about you, your age, and your interests, and how they pick ads for you

mine says a female, 18-24, interested in fashion and beauty, so most of my ads are from retailers who specialize in makeup and dresses - so it’s entirely accurate

okay the tags on this post are absolutely golden

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I feel like I’ve won the game.


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near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now


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claudiastilinskis:

Can I join the trend

insp. (x)


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christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed


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sophielostandfound:

'four years of this shit. four years of trying to create a compelling character out of nothing and all i'm asked is about the character's love life or who has the best abs for thezillionth time. i should have jumped ship with crystal.'


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sproutlett:

shopgrrrl:

matilda eats a strawberry 6.30.13

look at her lil tongue!!!


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geekscoutcookies:

lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

I HAVE A PROJECTOR. OH MY GOD THIS IS HAPPENING IN MY PLACE


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